apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life
Hello, adult fan of the cartoon show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
It has come to my attention that you strongly dislike the character Twilight Sparkle from the aforementioned cartoon. You have made multiple posts about her on social media, claiming that she is an "annoying brat" and a "autistic smartass". I, as a massive fan of Princess Sparkle, find this completely unacceptable.
You may have noticed that you are currently trapped in a large warehouse. To your right is a giant Twilight Sparkle balloon, which is filling up with air. In approximately 1 hour, the balloon will crush you with its size. To your left is a pile of plush toys of your favourite character, Unnamed Red Background Pony #12. In one of these plush toys is hidden a pin.
You must tear open each plush with your bare hands until you find the pin that will pop the balloon. Will you destroy your favourite "character" over and over, or will you be crushed by Princess Sparkle? Make your choice, Twilight hater. Enjoy your My Little Pony inflation.





